February 2012
49 posts
Another please
Thursday night Snickers
Yes... you there.. today.. yes you! Mr. Today.. ...
The last two days have been seriously trying my patience
This was my work face today..
Seriously.. sometimes I think I’m surrounded by complete morons..
Chicken: the other white meat.
Waiter: “May I take your order sir?”
Patron: “Yes, but I have a question first.”
Waiter: “OK.. Shoot.”
Patron: “Yes, I was just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?”
Waiter: “Nothing special sir, we just tell them straight out that they are going to be Killed, fried, and eaten.”
HUH?
What do you get when you cross an Insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake all night long wondering if there really is a Dog.
Clarification of Corporate Lingo
“COMPETITIVE SALARY”
We remain competitive by paying our employee’s less than our competitors pay their employee’s.
“JOIN OUR FAST PACED TEAM”
You have to work fast because we have no time to train you.
“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up just to come to work.
“MUST BE...
Red Matter?
Watching the newest Star Trek movie on Dvd.. I love the Romulan line: “Prepare the red matter!” Red Matter? why should RED matter? why is RED so damn Special? ohhhhhh… Star Trek Lingo is sooooo confusing sometimes.
Here comes the sun
A beautiful sunrise and a hot cup of coffee.. an unbeatable combination!
Life's one true universal language
Music is all there is..
Must be some kind of sick, twisted Christmas porn.
Whoa...
Uhhhhhhhhh… It Could beeeee… A? but its probably B or C.. but it could be D.. but its probably A.. no wait! its——-
Valentines Day
Argumentative
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Stalker Valentine.
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The Oh dear god no! Valentine.
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The TMI Valentine
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Happy Valentines Day Tumblr/Twitter!
American Bad ass.
Jimi Hendrix artwork made from Guitar picks.. it doesn’t get any cooler than this.. I love this picture.. Jimi was a bad ass guitarist.. he is still missed.
So even though it was Monday.. it didn't turn out...
I’m a little tuckered out but I survived Monday once again Bring it on Tuesday!
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Its almost Monday
#3
Oh Crap! Rolling Number 2
Oh Crap!
I have made a discovery..
I’ve discoveryed that no matter how hard you try, you can’t hide from Monday.. where ever you go, the fucker will find you, and make you pay!
Anti-Social Media.
While Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and all of the rest are called Social Media sites; I think somebody needs to come up with an Anti-Social media site. You know- that ONE SPECIAL place where all of the cyber bullies and internet trolls of various distinction could go to hang out together and pick on each other while they are leaving the rest of us the fuck alone. Yeah I know, its a lofty dream,...
I hate it when that happens...
I really hate it when gravity decides to remind you of how heavy some shit is when you try to lift it by yourself. I think I’m going to need more coffee.
Up before the sun.
Awake too early
and why am I awake at 4:00 AM on my day off you ask? I wish I friggin knew.
Valentines Day.. BAH!! HUMBUG!!
Singer Whitney Houston dies at 48. →
it took me a couple of seconds to figure this out,...
Kroger's Chocolate Paradise Ice cream.
Three words that best describe Kroger’s Chocolate paradise deluxe ice cream. Oh… My… God! yeah.. this shit is good!
I hate the new Twitter layout.. I wish those...
Nerd?
Makes sense to me.
Lucky Bastards
FRAK!!
Sounds like the kind of day that I had.
Sorry Kid but... its true.. sad... but true.
Just stop pouting please!
you don’t have to go away angry Tom.. Just go the fuck away!
Tom Who?
I think I know these people
That's about it too..
Todays Super Bowl Munchies..
Mini Tacos..
Chili Cheese Chips..
And of Course a couple of These.. (Yeah right.. a couple )
Oh the decisions...
So.. its Superbowl Sunday.. so who do I root for today? I know I pick The Pittsburgh Steelers for the win! oh wait.. the Steelers aren’t playing.. oh pitts.. thats right.. its the Giants and the patriots.. I guess I’ll take the Giants then.. guess I’m not a Patriots fan.. in fact- I’m DEFINITELY NOT a Patriots fan! oh fuck it- Go Steelers!
I'm really really REALLY starting to like cupcakes...
Oh my god.. I just saw this on Facebook and it is...
Its almost Friday..
January 2012
29 posts
This is my new Monday face.